Annual Report of the International NO MO MOJO Society
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Society Members! It is with great pleasure that we present the Annual Report of the International NO MO MOJO Society. Our Mission The Society has been assisting moojesis-felineous afflicted individuals and families since 1989. Partnering with concerned citizens, community leaders and mental heath professionals, we are committed to educating the public about the dangers of Mojoism. Executive Summary “MOJO Delirium is among the most disabling of all football related mental illnesses.” The Black Art of Mojoism destroys individuality, undermines family bonds; and causes disruption in the home, workplace and community. In recent years, advances in MOJOIAN treatment and reeducation through the utilization of antipsychotic medications, shock treatment, and advanced psychotherapies have done much to decrease despair in afflicted individuals. Although the Society has made tremendous strides in recent years much work still remains to be done. Unfortunately, many in the Permian Basin are still unaware of the true doctrines of moojesis-felineous. Intervention Programs Intervention programs operate based on two primary objectives: (1) to provide appropriate reeducation and deprogramming treatment to the afflicted individual or family unit; (2) and to build social skills and self reliance capacities so individuals can be integrated back into the mainstream of society. Afflicted individuals that do desire treatment must overcome the social stigma of their football based cult and accept the necessity of expert management of the mental illness based on proper diagnostic assessment and evidence-based deprogramming standards. Program for Elementary (pre football) Students – The “Just Say NO MO” interactive Panther puppet presentations for elementary students have been well received and extend the Societies Mojo prevention initiatives targeted toward the most vulnerable in the Panther community. Children who attend the program learn positive behaviors, social skills and participation in non football activities. Expanded Report a Mojoian Parent programs and adolescent treatment methods are currently being developed for youth that live in a Council of the PAW households. The Council of the PAW Research Laboratory (CPRL) established in 1989 continues to provide new and innovative methods for tracking Council of the PAW members. The CPRL also identifies risk factors in Mojoism that may lead to membership in the Council. In order to improve the Societies satellite tracking systems the CPRL is developing a more power efficient, injectable GPS chip that promises fewer side-effects than the current surgically implanted alternative. The Moojesis Research Institute in The Hague, Netherlands continues to provide ground breaking research on the illness and methods of deprogramming. Due to the sensitive nature of their work, we unable to comment further. The Ratliff Stadium Advisory Board in conjunction with the CPRL provided leadership in research focused on reduction of the spiritual effects of the MOJO chant and protection of the brain from damage caused by frequent exposure. The Board is currently conducting field strength tests on the new synthetic grass at the stadium. The NO MO Advisory Council in conjunction with engineers from the Stadium Advisory Board has launched an in-depth three year study of the Stonehenge replica at the University of Texas of the Permian Basin campus. The “astronomically correct” Stonehenge received rousing support by Council of the PAW members and appears to form an obtuse triangle between PHS, Ratliff and UTPB. DeMOJOvation Programs (more commonly known as Project DEEP BLACK) was established in 1991 to place NO MO friendly individuals in positions of community leadership, school faculty and county administration. Initially conceived as a deep cover for reformed Mojoians still in positions of influence inside the panther community, the program has evolved to include wide variety of demotivational initiatives. The program continues to have success in refocusing attention on academic achievement and the expanded use of ADD/ADHD medications. During the school year they also instituted project Lunch Box designed to reduce protein content in cafeteria meals and consequently reduce average player size and strength. The world renowned NO MO Treatment Centers assisted over 127 individuals and families this past year! It is especially gratifying to see so many current PHS students coming forward to share their Mojo experiences. Not only have they found the courage to ask for help, but also to speak openly about their experiences with moojesis-felineous and the football cult in order to help others. Of special note was the record number of Council of the PAW members that sought deprogramming treatment during the year. 87 admitted to community based counseling and deprogramming centers 21 families admitted to group therapy 8 Council of the PAW members admitted to the Sedona Treatment Center 5 acute cases of Moojesis Syndrome (involuntary admittance for treatment) 3 current and/or former PHS cheerleaders 2 current and/or former PHS staff, teachers, administration 1 former quarterback We are immensely grateful to our individual and corporate donors for their continuing support! The International NO MO MOJO Society is completely a self supporting, membership driven organization that receives no outside support or funding. We hope you will continue to be active part of our future success as we move closer to realizing our vision of transforming 5A high school football though psychiatric treatment and community outreach. Together we will build a world-class centre for MOJOIAN addiction care, research, education and health promotion and prevention. |