Mojo Magic = Permian High School = Odessa Permian Panthers
Conjuring Moojesis-Felineous
| MOJOIANS attempt to gain
supernatural power or knowledge through repeated chanting of the name of
ancient evil cats. The mantra of MOJOIANS is designed to induce altered
states of consciousness and summon moojesis-felineous to inflict misery
and defeat on unknowing opponents. These rituals often require two separate conjuring – one by students at the High School (Mojolennium) often these gatherings are referred to as “spirit rallies” or “pep rallies” and the second completed at the site of athletic competition. Manifestations and Symbolism MOJOIANS display their devotion to MOJO by wearing black. In fact, all personal belongings must have the MARK. These physical manifestations of the black arts are supposed to bring metaphysical unity or “oneness” of human beings and football. Black also provides a degree of spiritual protection from the mischievous cats. MOJOIANS will often be involved with the promotion and funding of a number of worthwhile, philanthropic endeavors to help shield the general public from the evilness of MOJO.
Footnote: The decision to build Permian High School
seems to have some correlation with excavations performed on the Odessa
Meteor Crater. Ref http://www.utpb.edu/ceed/GeologicalResources/West_Texas_Geology/Links/odessa_meteor.htm
We are unable at this time to confirm any direct influence that the moon
rock excavations may have had on City Fathers (but this could have been
the gateway though which Moojesis-Felineous first entered the West Texas
City.) See Also: Ref Odessa American Newspaper November 3, 1957
“sightings of unidentified flying objects were reported all over West
Texas. Odessans observed weird lights flitting about the night skies” |
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